Let's Be Friends

Do not let bitterness steal your sweetness. Love always.

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15-year-old me:
MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:
for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

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micdotcom:

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kacy is amazing and i want her life. dating brent steffenson and being a badass motherfucker??? yes.

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break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

last week i had a student who kept typing out english words that were spelled different but sounded similar or spelled the same but sounded different, like whose and who’s, their they’re there, won’t and want, etc. and asking me to pronounce them. it was adorable but i was like fuck man this shit is terrible…

its so odd how naturally i read that though…fucking english

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