Let's Be Friends

Do not let bitterness steal your sweetness. Love always.

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An (almost) argument between one of my guy friends and a vegan friend

*Talking at lunch and allergies just comes up*
Guy:
I'm lactose intolerant
Vegan:
Good
Guy:
what, why?
Vegan:
Do you really want to know?
Guy:
Yes *unaware of the situation*
Vegan:
because milk comes from cows
Guy:
...
Guy *He told me he wanted to say this*:
You know what else comes from cows? Shit, and you know what shit makes? Fertilizer, and you know what fertilizer helps make? Vegetables, so fuck you

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15-year-old me:
MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:
for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance